Big Brother Bully Booted Out of BB9
Thursday, June 19th, 2008Totally Mexico
Alex De Gale, the most aggressive and obnoxious idiot to be allowed into TV’s Pavlovian charnel house so far has been evicted by Big Brother chiefs after she apparently threatened to have her fellow housemates gunned down drive-by style once the show was over. A short transcript of her lunacy follows:
“I’m not throwing water at anyone. It’s bigger than that… personal offence is never forgotten. Do you know what I mean?
We are just inside the house. I’ve got a very, very, very, very, very strong team outside the huse.
I just can’t wait to see my mans and them and see what their plans are, who they got… I’m not talking about those mans, I’m talking about my gangster friends. They got some instructions to follow out.
I get to go out, see everyone’s friends, I get to see their family. I get to do the s**t that I wanna do. Pow, pow, pow.”
Angela Jain, Head of E4 and Big Brother at C4 said: “Alex’s comments will be widely interpreted as having been intended to intimidate. Other housemates have said they found her comments to be threatening and we believe that is a reasonable conclusion for them to have reached given the way Alex has behaved previously.
“Big Brother has very clear rules about housemates’ conduct and that kind of behaviour is not acceptable. She had already been spoken to twice about her behaviour and, like all housemates, was clearly informed before entering the house that she faced eviction if she acted in an unacceptable manner.”
This was indeed the final straw for Big Brother after the insane chip incident, and an incident this Tuesday, which seemed to have all the hallmarks of last year’s Jade Goody/Emily Parr racist double whammy.
Alex, who describes herself as a ‘non-practicing Muslim’, (kinda like a vegetarian who occasionally eats chicken) launched into housemate Mohamed, criticising his faith – the same one she allegedly subscribes to.
The 23-year-old Croydonian, accused him of misogyny, saying “Because you are Muslim, you look down on [women],” to which Mohamed, visibly annoyed said; “I don’t look down on [women]. My mum and I are very close and all the women in my family are strong. Don’t say things like that. It really pi**es me off.”
Blogs have been congested with anti-Alex remarks, and Facebook groups have reached apoplectic status.
Alex was called into the diary room around 8pm on Wednesday, where she was told that she would be removed from the house without any further contact with the other housemates. She was quietly ushered out of the house before an official announcement was made, so as to avoid any gathering crowds: a post on the Facebook group ‘ALEX HAS GONE AND THIS IS WHAT BB HAVE SAID..’ reads; “she wont get the booing she deserves now”.
It turns out that Alex is going to be in for a nasty shock when she gets home however. An article published a couple of days ago on Sky.com revealed how Alex’s black BMW has been keyed and tagged with graffiti reading “fake”, “bitch” and “slut”, which must officially make her the most hated BB contestant in TV history. Knowing her, she’ll probably be proud of that title.
